From Bored Skaters

By using this site, you agree to the following terms:

Contents 1 Section 1.1 - 1.1 Subsection 1.1.A 1.2 Subsection 1.1.B 2 Section 1.2 - 2.1 Subsection 1.2.A 3 Clause - 3.1 Subsections 1.1.A through Subsections 1.1.B -

Section 1.1 -

Subsection 1.1.A

The site admin has full roam of the beer in your fridge;

Subsection 1.1.B

The site admin may make full use of any bottle openers present on your property;

Section 1.2 -

Subsection 1.2.A

UKISA shall forthwith be known as "Andy's National Union for Skating";

Clause -

Subsections 1.1.A through Subsections 1.1.B -

If said "beer" is in actual fact imported "lager" (eg. Budweiser, Bud, Bud Lite), your www license shall be revoked & an application for your deportation to the south end of the Serptentine shall be put forward to the Royal Parks Police, by the representing Committee.